sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(Source: 13hr, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

(via pho-queen)

Australian English - a Handy Guide, part 1

  • Pissed: either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
  • Piss easy: extremely easy.
  • Pissed off: either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
  • Piss Up: an event containing alcohol.
  • Pissing down: Raining heavily.
  • Pissed on: usually used to describe being rained on.
  • Piss around: dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
  • Pissing contest: attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
  • Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'): inebriated.
  • Pissy: either angry, or something very small.
  • Piss-poor/piss-weak: weak or disappointing.
  • Piss head: Alcoholic individual.
  • As an example: George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pissing around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.

departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

(via mindychen)

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty, via mindychen)

"Most people think happiness is about gaining something, but it’s not. It’s all about getting rid of the darkness you accumulate."

Carolyn Crane  (via ambermozo)

(Source: larmoyante, via statu3sque)